Just got 60 perc10s, 4g of molly, a big ass bag of weed and 15 opanas. I spent $60.
GOODFUCKINGBYE

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

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femmadilemma:

just watch it

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am squidward

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am squidward

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jellysnack:

Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane.  Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.

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braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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trolltina:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

trolltina:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

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youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

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lustforcorn:

pumpkinandolive:

Sometimes I take a sip of the universe

"how’s it going?"

lustforcorn:

pumpkinandolive:

Sometimes I take a sip of the universe

"how’s it going?"

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renious:

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

image

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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